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We distrust Facebook, and a Tweet can't possibly hold our explosive ideas. Because they're explosive. And also, precisely, 141 characters. We are cyberluddites who live twelve seconds into the future, but rely on ancient and crusty modes of communication to speak with you from across the Intertubes.

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